Sbarbati And the couple were acquitted for having committed the crime and their accusers accused of culpable negligence, but what were the events that led to that decision?
all started when the couple were caught kissing on Sbarbati away from recruiting for a well-known Poppy, that employee's name was Julius Ficus Ficus, the latter ran to the family newspaper "La Gazzetta del Dossieraggio" to denounce the fact that yet someone had the courage to love, despite all their efforts.
The press campaign was deafening as the feasts of their paymasters.
The crime committed by lovers of the next life, captured by the emissaries of the "mental dullness" was to have paid the electricity bill with four hours late, and their paymasters in the course of the usual "stone guest" includes 30-landscaped grounds are environmental constraints to build houses, brothels, casinos and gambling dens.
Once again, the press campaign against the couple Sbarbati was deafening as during the feasts held for the arrival of a stranger with such little hair lover of Latvians by their loved paymaster.
The third crime by two lovers, was to refuse to have a home free, that is offered by an emissary of the said paymaster to show that all words: "They are corrupt and depraved and therefore do not need to be ethical and ask questions "
The press campaign against squalid honest was furious, it was found that two years ago, coming out of a room, he saw that they had received an extra rest, and then returned to give managers the due to their reprehensible an act as their paymaster was elected to do what he wants the rule of law, that is, delete it.
The latter is more serious crime of the spouses was to not bow to the known aforementioned paymasters in a place of passage, as did everyone else, on account of the crime Poppy asked the two lovers, they said that if they had done such a thing their minds as they began to play wildly during his partying with wads of money given to his whores.
The subjects of the king and the king himself began to chase the pair of heretics, but when you come before a pigsty not continue beyond fear of seeing their metaphors, so it was that spouses Sbarbati were acquitted of having committed the fact that you have made before the subjects to their sovereign and their metaphors, and the accusers, accused of having shot the other hand, while entering the pigsty, taken from a physiological collective intent they showed their true faces.
And the economic journalist, known as "Mathematics is review "was ready for an interview with the Head of Government.
estimates of the journalist in the country things went beautifully thanks to the work of the government and its head, corruption was gone, there was no trace of tax evasion, the debt was now close to zero, unemployment is now a memory, culture flooded with money, young people all had a job, all in perfect harmony with the institutional become "legalized brothels."
The questions that the journalist would have raised would have been terrible, such as to end the domination of Assyrian and Babylonian Carthage, the veil on the third secret of Fatima, the mystery the disappearance of Atlantis, the end of the dinosaurs, would have closed all deposited on the glass table of the Holy Grail.
And the reporter asked the head of government as he had spent the day. he answered in great detail, in the second question, the noted economist asked what she ate for dinner, once his party was not reticent in the third question the reporter asked him what he would wear pajamas, even if he's with some effort answer, but the next and final question was the decisive one, he was asked how he had to pick up the economy in a year 8 .389%.
was a moment of bewilderment, the head of government he thought he was already kind of stupid, but finding one that was out of his reach exceeded cognitive, at this point appeared the Director of the newscast, the luminous image of the Holy Grail of idiocy appeared clear to all.
The latest news we have estimated that the three were abducted by the Babylonians, Assyrians, employed as economists now understand why their rule ended.
The end we all know how it happened, but what were the precedents?
Semplicius Gordon walked down the street, when he met the recruiter of maidens to her boyfriend, Gordon immediately noticed with astonishment not see horns on his head.
The woman that asked him if he knew Carloòtte Jakulis maidens to her boyfriend, the pay was good, the lawyer of her boyfriend would then everything disappeared, including used condoms and creams anti dislocations that the young woman would use to damage to their elbows in an attempt to raise the Titanic of her sleeping boyfriend.
Gordon said with some irony, saying if he had taken in 110 and honors scementite applied.
The woman replied angrily, we can cite the letter as well as his thoughts exhibited:
"Mathematics is an opinion, the planet earth is flat as my mind, the human body is an ode to imperfect as my boyfriend, honesty and decency do not exist, I am a recruiter of maidens, trying to eliminate too curious people, the intelligence does not dwell in the minds of humans, I am the spokesman of the ignorant, praise for having taken 110 and avoid the use of intelligence. "
Then appeared a maiden, Charlotte thought of recruitment, we know what happened, the maiden shut the recruiter in a light place to try to shed light into the darkness of his mind, using a subversive book, "The Dictionary of Italian Language."
Carlotte did not know that the maiden was and is a member of graceful Academy of Bran.
recent data we have give the recruiter a game of darts with the face of her former boyfriend, kiss the maiden Gordon, somebody's burning off as the opposite and Gordon try to turn off the hot shots of spirits to pills wisdom.
In Planet "I put my fingers into the electrical outlet," everything is going perfectly, the government issued a new order to the effect that henceforth the lies will be irradiated intravenously at health facilities in addition to the news hilarious and documents of the Official Gazette.
But what the left? We are able to document their intense work day with their agenda:
10.45 AM: the party "who we vote Fesso will hold a press conference because their main adversary of the left" The dead end "has decided that from now on wear pants without motorways ,
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Hours 1:45 PM: This party will launch a press conference to report that their opponent to the left "The escape of neurons," said their leader died 400 years ago ate pasta without salt.
Hours 4:35 PM: This party will launch a press conference to report that their next opponent, "You can never get an insightful" decided to introduce an extra comma in his hymn.
7:30 PM Hours: Quest 'last game a press conference to reiterate that their next opponent, "We will make the revolution only if it is sunny, clear blue skies and no wind, with fresh oranges on the table" forgot with steaks cooked over low heat.
Meanwhile, a new government regulation has appeared, who will be punished during the day will not say at least 50 "Congratulations" but none of them addressed to governments, opposition and the authorities, the ruling classes, lawyers and wigs, these regulations related to the action decided terms.
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